Best Funny Discord TTS (Text to Speech) Messages & Songs

If you’ve spent enough time on the internet, chances are you’ve at least heard of Discord. Discord is a free VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) service directed especially towards gamers. You can interact with friends or even random people online through Discord servers. Discord gives you a lot of quirky and fun ways to interact with your friends. Including voice chat, screen sharing, media sharing, tons of bots, TTS, and many more! Today we will be talking about the TTS (Text to Speach) feature in Discord.

The TTS function in a Discord server is a fun way to interact with your homies. Typing in “/tts” + “your message” will activate the TTS command in Discord. When you use the /tts command, a bot will read your message out loud for anyone viewing the chat.

You can get some Good laughs and annoy the hell out of your friends using the tts function.

Top 15 Funny Discord TTS Songs/Beatbox & Messages

Here are our top picks for the best 15 Discord TTS songs:

1. Lurl

You can spam the word Lurl as much as you like. I find it quite humorous.

/tts lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl

Via SeaLardBananananana

2. dododobobobobgjubgjubgjub

you can repeat “dododobobobobgjubgjubgjub” to make the discord bot make the weirdest noise.

/tts dododobobobobgjubgjubgjubdododobobobobgjubgjubgjub

Via Cykotix

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes straight! I originally found this via Cykotix, but a part of the message he used (dododobobobobgjubgjubgjub) caught my attention.

3. A button Blood Type 🅰

One thing that caught me by surprise is the Discord’s TTS (Text to Speech) bot pronounces emojis! For example, you could use the 💩 emoji for the bot to say, “pile of poo”.

/tts :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a:

Via doxlulzem

You could annoy the hell out of your friends with this!

4. bois bois bois!

bois bois bois! I personally love this one, mainly because of the way the Discord TTS (Text to Speech) bot pronounces “bois”. It gives it a bit of a French accent.

/tts bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois

Via colin0_o

5. Don’t you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this?

This one can drive a man mad! Hell, they probably use these in torture chambers! If you put in too many “Meows”, I can’t ensure your friends’ sanity by the end.

/tts Don’t you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

Via PrivateSparkleThumbs

6. bananananananabanabananabanannanabanananana!!

Need I say more? bananananananabanabananabanannanabanananana!!!

You can try this one out for yourself. Spoiler: it does not disappoint. This is another one by colin0_o.

/tts bananananananabanabananabanannanabanananana

Via colin0_o

you can throw a few other nananas in there to spice it up.

7. My sprinkler goes like!

This is one of the least annoying and most fun ones to do! The way the bot speaks almost feels like it’s beatboxing.

/tts My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and comes back like titttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttte

Via Nightslash360

Feel free to throw in a few more tstststs!

8. The Lawnmower goes Vavavoom and the Rice burners go wowowo!

The Lawnmower makes a lot of funny noises! Here are a few noises that the Discord TTS bot can imitate:

/tts The lawnmower goes shersheeeeeeerrerererereeeerrr vavavoom sherererererere and Rice burners go wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

Via Fuggeboii

9. @@@@@@@@@@

This is another Beatboxing TTS. This makes the bot sound like a professional beatboxer!

/tts @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Via colin0_o

10. auanuanaunauanaunauanuanaunaua

Anuanuanunaunaunuanauna! This is probably one of the funniest sounding Text to Speech messages! You can have a good laugh with your friends in your discord server using this.

/tts anununununununununununaunauanuanaunauanaunauanuanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunaaunauanuananuannuannuannuanuannuanuanuanunanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanua

Via SeaLardBananananana

11. The sprinkler goes like pispspsps!

Another Beatbox TTS! If you listen closely it almost sounds like a helicopter!

/tts The sprinkler goes like pissssspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspse

Via TheTrueMeme

12. Boats Go BURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

It seems like the discord TTS (text to speech) bot can imitate any sound!

/tts Planes go WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHZZZZZZZZ and Boats go BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR drip drip

Via Tomosaurus

13. MY ROFLCOPTER

This is apprently what a ROFLCOPTER sounds like:

/tts My ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

Via OfficialPikaDru

14. The ROFL TRAIN

/tts A rofl Train goes tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche wuuu wuuu wuuu tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche

Via Rootbeerz

The accuracy of this sound is just amazing! Try it out for yourself

15. The ting goes skrrrahh!

here’s a song to finish this list off.

/tts The ting goes skrrrahh, pap pap ka-ka-ka Skidiki-pap-pap, and a puu-puu-poudrrr-boom Skiya, du-du-ku-ku-doom doom Poom poom, you dun now

I hope you liked out top picks for the best funny Discord Text to Speech (TTS) messages & songs. If you know any funny TTS songs or messages, be sure to mention them in the comment section below.